The UK’s First Dark Sky Park

The UK’s First Dark Sky Park

Forestry Commission Scotland has established part of Galloway Forest Park as the first Dark Sky Park in the UK. Announced on 16th November 2009 in the International Year of Astronomy, it is a massive achievement for the UK and the south West of Scotland.

 

 forestry.gov.uk/darkskygalloway

Dance Demonstration by Gary and Charlotte Chaney and Debbie Wheelis

Watch this dance and then keep watching for what happens half way through their dance.

 Senior Jitterbug..................

This is pure enjoyment and remembering " back when ".......

This will put a smile on your face !!!

 

Oct 2009 - Music Video by Melody Gardot performing Who Will Comfort Me. Universal Classics & Jazz

Real Life Funny Girls

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Fail compilation created using videos available from public domain/creative commons - More Below ...Please like/subscribe/link to and I'll try to get a few more together over the next couple of weeks.

Hey all, Please note that this compilation contains a lot of my other smaller ones, I've simply tied them all together to make make one huuuuuge one.

 I'll work on a new one over the next week or so.

I've also had a few questions about the source videos, for anyone that's curious there are links to the right, you may have to expand the description to see them. Most are also able to be found on YouTube's creative commons, so if you want to make your own compilation you'll be able to.Thanks,Buzz

PS: More of the awesome firework videos can be found on snabben2's channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Snabben2. Thanks for all the views - we've just started a new site (http://www.Loldor.com). Make sure you check it out!

Symphony of Science

Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman,

"We Are All Connected" was made from sampling Carl Sagan's Cosmos, The History Channel's Universe series, Richard Feynman's 1983 interviews, Neil deGrasse Tyson's cosmic sermon, and Bill Nye's Eyes of Nye Series, plus added visuals from The Elegant Universe (NOVA), Stephen Hawking's Universe, Cosmos, the Powers of 10, and more. It is a tribute to great minds of science, intended to spread scientific knowledge and philosophy through the medium of music. 

 Check out "A Glorious Dawn" by Carl Sagan, another Symphony of Science project! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc 

 And my website for more original music: http://www.colorpulsemusic.com 

Enjoy a sing along! - john@symphonyofscience.com Lyrics: [deGrasse Tyson]

We are all connected; To each other, biologically To the earth, chemically To the rest of the universe atomically [Feynman] I think nature's imagination Is so much greater than man's She's never going to let us relax [Sagan] We live in an in-between universe Where things change all right But according to patterns, rules, Or as we call them, laws of nature [Nye] I'm this guy standing on a planet Really I'm just a speck Compared with a star, the planet is just another speck To think about all of this To think about the vast emptiness of space There's billions and billions of stars Billions and billions of specks [Sagan] The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together The cosmos is also within us We're made of star stuff We are a way for the cosmos to know itself Across the sea of space The stars are other suns We have traveled this way before And there is much to be learned I find it elevating and exhilarating To discover that we live in a universe Which permits the evolution of molecular machines As intricate and subtle as we [deGrasse Tyson] I know that the molecules in my body are traceable To phenomena in the cosmos That makes me want to grab people in the street And say, have you heard this?? (Richard Feynman on hand drums and chanting) [Feynman] There's this tremendous mess Of waves all over in space Which is the light bouncing around the room And going from one thing to the other And it's all really there But you gotta stop and think about it About the complexity to really get the pleasure And it's all really there The inconceivable nature of nature

Not For GrandChildren Joke

This post is for grand parents ONLY

Its a bit rude at the end - so if you can't take one swear word bugger off now

Postman Pat's Last Day.

Hi Grand-Folks
It was Postman Pat's

last day on the job after

35 years of carrying the mail

through all kinds of weather

to the same villages and towns.

 

When he arrived at the first

house on his route,

he was greeted by the whole

family there, who all hugged

and congratulated him and

sent him on his way with a

cheque for £50.

 

At the second house they presented

him an 18-carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed

him a bottle of 15-year old

Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was

met at the door by a dumb

blonde in her lingerie.

She took him by the arm and

led him up the stairs to the

bedroom where she blew his mind

with the most passionate love

he had ever experienced.

When they went downstairs,

the blonde fixed him a full

English breakfast: Bacon,

Eggs, Sausage & Tomato

with freshly squeezed orange juice.

As she was pouring him a cup of

steaming coffee,

he noticed a pound coin in the saucer.
'All this was just too wonderful for words,'

he said, 'but what's the pound for?'

'Well,' said the dumb blonde,

'Last night, I told my husband that

today would be your last day and

that we should do something special

for you'.

'I asked him what I should give you'.
He said, 'Fuck him.... Give him a quid.'
She smiled shyly and said,

'The breakfast was my idea.'

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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE  


What  is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover  ? 
The position of the dirt bag.


Why  is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.  


What  do you call a smart  blonde?
A golden retriever.


What  do lawyers use for birth control?  
Their personalities..


What's  the difference between a girlfriend and wife?  
20 kgs.  


What's  the difference between a boyfriend and husband?  
45 minutes.


What's  the fastest way to a man's heart?  
Through his chest with a sharp knife.


Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism. 


Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?  
Because those men already have boyfriends.  


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the  dog is still excited to see you.  


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? 
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.  


A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9.
Who has the biggest  boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18..  


What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?  
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.  


What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? 
'Are you sure it's mine?' 


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?  
Breasts don't have eyes.


What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?  
A speech impediment. 


What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.


How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!  


What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time..'  A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..'