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Wednesday, December 05, 2012
Real Life Funny Girls
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Real Life Funny Folks
Fail compilation created using videos available from public domain/creative commons - More Below ...Please like/subscribe/link to and I'll try to get a few more together over the next couple of weeks.
Hey all, Please note that this compilation contains a lot of my other smaller ones, I've simply tied them all together to make make one huuuuuge one.
I'll work on a new one over the next week or so.
I've also had a few questions about the source videos, for anyone that's curious there are links to the right, you may have to expand the description to see them. Most are also able to be found on YouTube's creative commons, so if you want to make your own compilation you'll be able to.Thanks,Buzz
PS: More of the awesome firework videos can be found on snabben2's channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/Snabben2. Thanks for all the views - we've just started a new site (http://www.Loldor.com). Make sure you check it out!
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Symphony of Science
Symphony of Science - 'We Are All Connected' (ft. Sagan, Feynman,
"We Are All Connected" was made from sampling Carl Sagan's Cosmos, The History Channel's Universe series, Richard Feynman's 1983 interviews, Neil deGrasse Tyson's cosmic sermon, and Bill Nye's Eyes of Nye Series, plus added visuals from The Elegant Universe (NOVA), Stephen Hawking's Universe, Cosmos, the Powers of 10, and more. It is a tribute to great minds of science, intended to spread scientific knowledge and philosophy through the medium of music.
Check out "A Glorious Dawn" by Carl Sagan, another Symphony of Science project! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
And my website for more original music: http://www.colorpulsemusic.com
Enjoy a sing along! - john@symphonyofscience.com Lyrics: [deGrasse Tyson]
We are all connected; To each other, biologically To the earth, chemically To the rest of the universe atomically [Feynman] I think nature's imagination Is so much greater than man's She's never going to let us relax [Sagan] We live in an in-between universe Where things change all right But according to patterns, rules, Or as we call them, laws of nature [Nye] I'm this guy standing on a planet Really I'm just a speck Compared with a star, the planet is just another speck To think about all of this To think about the vast emptiness of space There's billions and billions of stars Billions and billions of specks [Sagan] The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together The cosmos is also within us We're made of star stuff We are a way for the cosmos to know itself Across the sea of space The stars are other suns We have traveled this way before And there is much to be learned I find it elevating and exhilarating To discover that we live in a universe Which permits the evolution of molecular machines As intricate and subtle as we [deGrasse Tyson] I know that the molecules in my body are traceable To phenomena in the cosmos That makes me want to grab people in the street And say, have you heard this?? (Richard Feynman on hand drums and chanting) [Feynman] There's this tremendous mess Of waves all over in space Which is the light bouncing around the room And going from one thing to the other And it's all really there But you gotta stop and think about it About the complexity to really get the pleasure And it's all really there The inconceivable nature of nature
"We Are All Connected" was made from sampling Carl Sagan's Cosmos, The History Channel's Universe series, Richard Feynman's 1983 interviews, Neil deGrasse Tyson's cosmic sermon, and Bill Nye's Eyes of Nye Series, plus added visuals from The Elegant Universe (NOVA), Stephen Hawking's Universe, Cosmos, the Powers of 10, and more. It is a tribute to great minds of science, intended to spread scientific knowledge and philosophy through the medium of music.
Check out "A Glorious Dawn" by Carl Sagan, another Symphony of Science project! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
And my website for more original music: http://www.colorpulsemusic.com
Enjoy a sing along! - john@symphonyofscience.com Lyrics: [deGrasse Tyson]
We are all connected; To each other, biologically To the earth, chemically To the rest of the universe atomically [Feynman] I think nature's imagination Is so much greater than man's She's never going to let us relax [Sagan] We live in an in-between universe Where things change all right But according to patterns, rules, Or as we call them, laws of nature [Nye] I'm this guy standing on a planet Really I'm just a speck Compared with a star, the planet is just another speck To think about all of this To think about the vast emptiness of space There's billions and billions of stars Billions and billions of specks [Sagan] The beauty of a living thing is not the atoms that go into it But the way those atoms are put together The cosmos is also within us We're made of star stuff We are a way for the cosmos to know itself Across the sea of space The stars are other suns We have traveled this way before And there is much to be learned I find it elevating and exhilarating To discover that we live in a universe Which permits the evolution of molecular machines As intricate and subtle as we [deGrasse Tyson] I know that the molecules in my body are traceable To phenomena in the cosmos That makes me want to grab people in the street And say, have you heard this?? (Richard Feynman on hand drums and chanting) [Feynman] There's this tremendous mess Of waves all over in space Which is the light bouncing around the room And going from one thing to the other And it's all really there But you gotta stop and think about it About the complexity to really get the pleasure And it's all really there The inconceivable nature of nature
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Not For GrandChildren Joke
This post is for grand parents ONLY
Its a bit rude at the end - so if you can't take one swear word bugger off now
Postman
Pat's Last Day.
last
day on the job after
35
years of carrying the mail
through
all kinds of weather
to the
same villages and towns.
When he
arrived at the first
house
on his route,
he was
greeted by the whole
family
there, who all hugged
and
congratulated him and
sent
him on his way with a
cheque
for £50.
At the
second house they presented
The
folks at the third house handed
him a
bottle of 15-year old
Scotch
whisky.
met at
the door by a dumb
blonde
in her lingerie.
She
took him by the arm and
led him
up the stairs to the
bedroom
where she blew his mind
with
the most passionate love
he had
ever experienced.
When
they went downstairs,
the
blonde fixed him a full
English
breakfast: Bacon,
Eggs,
Sausage & Tomato
with
freshly squeezed orange juice.
As she
was pouring him a cup of
steaming coffee,
he
said, 'but what's the pound for?'
'Last
night, I told my husband that
today
would be your last day and
that we
should do something special
for
you'.
'I
asked him what I should give you'.
He said, 'Fuck him.... Give him a quid.'
She smiled shyly and said,
He said, 'Fuck him.... Give him a quid.'
She smiled shyly and said,
'The
breakfast was my idea.'
Wednesday, August 08, 2012
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Why is divorce so expensive?
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What do you call a smart blonde?
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What do lawyers use for birth control?
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What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in Grade 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, because she's 18..
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?
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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F..... Word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Senior Moments
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Saturday, July 14, 2012
The Deck Of Cards Must see Video
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Saturday, June 02, 2012
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